I knew it !!!!

A normal conversation with friends (MY friends)

Me: I think we should go for a movie.

Unemployed friend: are you treating?

Friend 2: yea, I could use a treat.

Me: (surprised) to friend 2, what do u need a treat for? You earn….

Unemployed friend to me: I thought you were my friend

Me: what do you mean you think? I am (shocked and surprised at the accusation)

Unemployed friend: Then what’s this about work? I hear it @ home and now from you guys too

End of discussion we sit at the coffee shop throughout the evening